This section and insight is classic Shazak. I'll give it two stars.
273 first-born chose the “Levi” slip, paid the 5-Shekel coins, and nobody complained, not even a drop. There’s a first time for everything, folks!
Count them. Only 28 words to “No Complaints” (including the title)! We broke a record for the shortest Shazak section! But… “No complaints…”